Trader Vic's Suffering Bastard

Trader Vic's Suffering Bastard

A rum-centric tiki cocktail that's more robust and complex than the original gin and brandy Cairo creation. Essentially a more potent variation of the Mai Tai, featuring a blend of aged rums with citrus, orgeat, and curaçao.

25%

ABV

medium

Difficulty

tiki mug

Glass

Flavor Profile

History & Heritage

The Trader Vic's Suffering Bastard is a complex case in cocktail nomenclature. The original "Suffering Bastard" was created in 1942 by Joe Scialom at Cairo's Shepheard's Hotel as a gin and brandy hangover cure for British soldiers. Victor Bergeron's rum-based version emerged much later in the late 1960s and early 1970s, first appearing in his 1968 "Pacific Island Cookbook." Trader Vic's version is essentially a more potent variation of his own Mai Tai, and it's plausible that Bergeron co-opted the catchy Cairo cocktail name for marketing purposes. The drink became a staple of Trader Vic's restaurants worldwide, introducing a new generation to the "Suffering Bastard" name with a completely different flavor profile.

Ingredients

Quality ingredients make all the difference. Each component plays a crucial role.

Method

Technique transforms ingredients into something extraordinary.

1

Combine all liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker

2

Fill the shaker with crushed ice

3

Shake vigorously for 10-12 seconds until the shaker is well-chilled

4

Pour the entire contents of the shaker (dirty pour) into a Suffering Bastard mug or double old-fashioned glass

5

Top with more crushed ice if necessary to fill the glass

6

Garnish with spent lime shell, fresh mint sprig, and cucumber peel

Glassware

tiki mug

Suffering Bastard mug or double old-fashioned glass

Garnish

Spent lime shell

Reserved half shell from juicing

Fresh mint sprig

Large sprig, gently slapped to release oils

Cucumber peel

Long, thin ribbon using vegetable peeler

Flavor Journey

Every great cocktail tells a story through its flavors. Here's the sensory experience you can expect.

6

Sweet

out of 10

6

Sour

out of 10

1

Bitter

out of 10

9

Strong

out of 10

Master's Tips

Professional insights to elevate your craft

Use a 50/50 blend of aged Jamaican rum and Martinique rhum agricole for complexity

Pre-chill the serving mug or glass for optimal temperature

The dirty pour technique is essential for proper integration

Fresh ingredients are non-negotiable - no commercial sour mix

Don't skip the garnish - it's integral to the aroma and experience

Variations & Riffs

Classic cocktails inspire countless variations. Here are some popular riffs on the Trader Vic's Suffering Bastard.

Sweeter

Minor Tweak

Increase orgeat and rock candy syrup to 0.5 oz each.

Changes
Orgeat Syrup:0.8 oz0.5 oz
Rock Candy Syrup:0.3 oz0.5 oz

Drier

Minor Tweak

Reduce sweeteners to 1/8 oz each and increase lime juice to 1.25 oz.

Changes
Orgeat Syrup:0.8 oz0.1 oz
Rock Candy Syrup:0.3 oz0.1 oz
Fresh Lime Juice:1 oz1.3 oz

Original Suffering Bastard (Joe Scialom)

Major Variation

The 1942 Cairo original with gin, brandy, lime, bitters, and ginger beer.

Changes
Gin(1 oz)
Brandy(1 oz)
Angostura Bitters(2 dashes)
Ginger Beer(5 oz)

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